cishetsbeingcishet:

you fucking degenerates: it was an accident!!!!!! it just slipped out!!!!!!! he forgot he was live!!!!!!! IT WAS A HEATED GAMING MOMENT!!!!!!!! 

me: thinks about vinny from vinesauce, someone who exclusively does livestreams, someone who has had plenty of Heated Gaming Moments and once got so enraged at continuously losing at mario kart that he literally threw up, but has still never accidentally said a fucking racial slur 

 me:

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out-there-on-the-maroon:

theflowofink:

lunchinthelibrary:

Fun Fact: Apparently Oscar Wilde was 6’3”, which in the 1870s would have been the equivalent of like 6’7”-6’9” tall. He was so ridiculously huge and awkward that one of his friends described him as looking like a “great white caterpillar.” That is all.

When his lover’s father ( one of the founding father’s of boxing as a sport) showed up to kick his ass, Oscar stood up, pulled a gun and said something like  “I don’t know what the Queensberry rules are, but the Oscar Wilde rule is to shoot on sight.” 

The more I find out about Oscar Wilde the more delighted I am.

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naamahdarling:

dappermouth:

my cat is licking himself loudly and wetly, somewhere in this pitch-black room, and it sounds like there’s an old man eating a bowl of chili in the dark with me

@coolcatgroup

This is the post!

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ironwebbs:

unrelatedsoundss:

just made a spidersona theyre an australian spiderman where instead of getting cool powers from the spider bite they died after a single day

I’m losing it

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crow–teeth:

crow–teeth:

normal bird

I was born with the gift of hands and I’m going to make that everyone else’s problem

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joey-wheeler-official:

pewdiepie fans really be like “he apologizes in between every racist thing he does”

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helpercameron:

helpercameron:

helpercameron:

helpercameron:

Do any of you wanna see a picture I took of some extremely powerful items

Your fates are sealed

The Elixers

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ellighthousekeeper:

issabella:

writing-prompt-s:

You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you, the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives.

I showed this to my 5 year old nephew and said ‘what do you think this brave squirrel’s name is?’ and he replied ‘Sir Nuts-a-lot’ and my mom has been laughing for about 5 solid minutes

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megasov:

viridiansunlight:

affectionatesuggestion:

I will flourish this year and no one can stop me.

reblog to flourish this year

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cairo-overcoat:

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celticpyro:

mythicalwashrag:

vanquishedvaliant:

null-set:

vanquishedvaliant:

null-set:

vanquishedvaliant:

If you’re like sleep spooning a centaur and they roll over in bed do you just die

sleep on her back, then you’ll just roll off if she shifts

i dont follow

+

okay but what if you had a special bed instead 

nothing says commitment like buying a new mattress

Centaur Comfort Mattress™: The Horse Hole Keeps Your Bones Safe

I’m honestly so glad Tumblr discusses things like “How can I comfortably sleep with a centaur?” and “What kind of chairs would dragons have?”

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